by Laura Campbell

DO I, DON'T I
Wear a QLink?

THE next time you sit at your computer, your mobile phone clamped to one ear, waiting for the toaster to pup up, it is worth thinking about how much bad vibe radiation is flying around. The Government is too busy with easy targets like hunting to spare a thought for the environment, so we have to use our inititative. The Latest anti man-made EMF (electromagnetic fields) device is the QLink. Madonna has one, so does Anthea Turner, Yasmin Le Bon, Lili Maltese and Gloria Estefan. Jerry hall liked it so much she bought one for each member of her family, including Mick. And every hip and busy young thing is wearing one. The thing is, you would never know, as a QLink is worn round the neck (like a pendant, but we do not like that word) next to the skin, so unless you are wearing a bandeau top or something equally small and revealing it would not be obvious.

So what is a QLink? A small disc (either black and square or silver and round) on a thong, it looks like something a raver might wear or Captain Kirk might use to open the door to the cockpit on the Starship Enterprise.But programmed with SRT (Sympathetic Resonance Technology), it is designed to strengthen the body's natural energy and rhythms so that man-made EMF cannot interfere with the body, thus allowing it to function at its optimum level.

This all might sound too scientific or like a one-off gimmick, a placebo fad that will be over by the end of summer but those who have worn it swear by its calming and de-stressing effects. People say they sleep better, wake more clear — headed and no longer suffer from afternoon fatigue. Tests have proved that blood cells that look ragged by the end of a day's work returned to normal in 72 hours of wearing a QLink — and stayed that way.